DON’T LOOK AT NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I’ll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already!
NAMES OF WIVES
A malay man had 4 wives, and he called his…
4th wife….. baby doll
3rd wife….. china doll
2nd wife…..barbie doll
1st wife….. panadol !
HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how India got its name…..
The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him “is it In Dear?”…
Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 papayaswomen only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!
An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
‘Your name pls.’?“Abdul Aziz ”
“Sex? ”“Six times a week!! ”
“No, no, I mean male or female! ”
“Doesn’t matters, sometimes even camel !”
Sex is like a restaurant.Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service”
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of cosmo.Son on the cover of sports illustrated.Mistress on the cover of playboyand .. Wife on the cover of “missing persons”
Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.
Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
Woman complaining to dentist: “It’s so painful, I’ll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed.”
Dentist: “Make up your mind soon, I’ll adjust the chair accordingly.”
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read :
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: ” RETURNED UNOPENED ”
OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.On their first night both were crying - why???
Coz she didn’t know anything, and he had forgotten everything.
Monday, February 2
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